Reassure me, Santa!

Roque Santa Cruz is a deadly striker in football. But just as he scored goals galore last season for my beloved Blackburn Rovers, he’s very, VERY vague about where he’s going to apply his trade in the season that kicks off in a fortnight.

Newspapers may claim that he’s staying, but all I hear is a player who’s keeping his options wide open.

Please, Santa. Stay on board. I’m sure it’s going to be a great season for you in the Blackburn shirt.